For those of you that follow me, you’ll be somewhat familiar with the book I mentioned in the title of the post. Mostly because I won’t stop talking to anyone who will listen to me about it. (Picture me making a winky face here, guys) You’ve heard me give a general description of the book, or maybe I’ve given you a snippet.. Tonight? Not one but TWO excerpts. So, without further adieu, I present:
The first excerpt is for general consumption. There’s a little cursing, but nothing that would make anyone blush.
The second excerpt is .. well.. we’ll just say that it’s incredibly adult. Not AT ALL safe for work. If you don’t heed the warning, then it’s not my fault your panties just burst into flames in the work place. It’s naughty. Really.